Plants.

Lets just say that green thumb I have not. I find it very challenging to keep anything alive in my yard except for my rocks.

Tom and I are on our way to killing our brand new cactus. I don't get it...why are you dying little cactus in a red pot? I try not to water you too much, I speak gently to you, I feed you when you look thirsty...do you not like your new home you little succulent? Maybe you would prefer to go back to the store you came from..(ungrateful little twerp). Whatever, I am over you.

The bouganbilia bush loves me though. It grows ridiculous amounts in half a day. It's thorns are nice and healthy and strong.