Fridayfridayfridayfridayfri.d..a...y....oh hello. I was lost in a daydream and it did not involve being here.
Did you know that 93% of all corporate Americans surf the internet at work? The other 7% are pissed because their company blocked it. And that 82% wish they could quit?
Okay, now I might have made up these numbers this time, but who would argue? Like the kid that cried wolf, Tom thinks I make up numbers quite a bit...and he may be right but sometimes I know them for real and he never believes me anymore. Besides, most of the numbers I quote are based on true unadulterated facts that I learned from copious amounts of research. Promise. Dilbert agrees.
Did you know that 93% of all corporate Americans surf the internet at work? The other 7% are pissed because their company blocked it. And that 82% wish they could quit?
Okay, now I might have made up these numbers this time, but who would argue? Like the kid that cried wolf, Tom thinks I make up numbers quite a bit...and he may be right but sometimes I know them for real and he never believes me anymore. Besides, most of the numbers I quote are based on true unadulterated facts that I learned from copious amounts of research. Promise. Dilbert agrees.
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82% wish they could quit... the jobs or the internet surfing? :).
hahahahahahahha!
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