Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Watch Out For Pig Turds

Pigs are flying. Hell hath freezen over. Bubba is voting Democrat.

Something crazy must be going on because my company is now offering an across the board policy of free tea, coffee, and soft drinks plus ... fruit. Yes, we get free fruit such as pears, bananas and apples. This is the best thing that has ever happened at work. Much better than than when they offered free vending machine only to that other group explained here.

I am implementing the "eat an apple instead of chocolate" policy for myself starting now.

Oh and the Suns better wake up and smell the sweep. I still have faith because sometime karma has got to come back and bite San Antonia in the ass for the injustice of last year's playoff series. You should not be able to cheat to win and never pay up for that microcosm in the tapestry of life. I trust in the greatness of Steve Nash and the hotness of Raja Bell. Amen.

1 comment:

Martin Dimitrov said...

Wow, I cant wait for May 19 now. I will eat bananas all the time :)